Showing posts with label Unusual. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Unusual. Show all posts

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Bus

Bus-psychology : where do I sit ?


Does your sit on a bus define your personality ? Yes, according to a psychologist (Dr Tom Fawcett of Salford University). Research suggests your seat preference on a Londoner bus could indicate what sort of character you have...


Dr Fawcett, a lecturer on mental toughness who has helped train Olympic athletes, said there were definite patterns in people's behaviour depending on where they sat. He came to his conclusions after watching people on hour-long bus trips between Bolton and Manchester.


"With something as habitual as getting on a bus people may find it surprising that their choice of seat can actually reveal aspects of their personality."


According to him, bus passengers fell into seven distinct groups.

--> Those at the front on the top deck are generally forward thinkers.

--> Those at the back are rebellious types who do not like their personal space being invaded (that's not big news, our past of pupils reminds us of the fact that brainy people sit in front whereas rebels and leaders sit on the large seat at the back - for five people.) 

--> Sitting in the middle are independent thinkers - usually younger to middle-aged passengers more likely to read a newspaper or listen to a personal music player.

--> On the bottom deck at the front tend to be gregarious meeters-and-greeters while those in the middle are "strong communicators". Travellers who automatically head for the rear downstairs are said to be risk-takers who like to sit on elevated seats because it makes them feel important.

--> The final group is defined as chameleons - travellers who do not care where they sit because they feel they can fit in anywhere.


One problem : he does not say what happens to forward thinkers on a single-decker bus. Do they wait for a double-decker ?


..... I am sure that you will listen to people's body language in the future. Don't underestimate it.



Monday, March 9, 2009

galant Paris vs naughty Paris

Are you galant or rather naughty ?


Paris galant



A romantic Weekend in Paris... too cliché ? I have what you need to make it overwhelming: the best adresses that make Paris a romantic capital. Fits to all budgets and wishes and is perfect for people, who love Paris and want to discover or rediscover the city.


Ah, Paris.... a sleeping beauty ? Crap ! Paris is desobedient, capricious and still able to surprise us... Of course, you may say that this city refuses face-lifts, but it still follows trends .


 

No matter that if you just spend one night in the capital city 

or if you plan to stay there for longer, Parisians as well as foreigners will find in Paris Galant what they look for. This can add spice to a love escapade. A luxurious hotel for a wonderful night, an old house lost in a garden for an intimate evening, secret boutiques offering naughty underwear, melted chocolate or even exquisite butcher shops, why not ? All extravagance is welcome. 


You can trust the author, who is a real specialist when it comes to

unusual, authentic and romantic places all around the world. Thanks to a lot of illustrations, this little book describes skillfully every destination and gives all the information you might need: addresses, phone numbers, websites and prices. Who could not say that this book is simply perfect for lovers of Paris and those, who would like to enjoy Paris in a different way?



The TOP 5 of addresses of this "romantic bible" :

1) Relais Christine. A charming hotel situated in an old house from the 14th Century. 

2) Le Chacha Club. Located in the quarter of Les Halles, the Chacha Club, a restaurant but also smoking room, bar and dancing hall, proposes all kind of atmospheres. This last born of the Parisian nicghtlife, captivates with its tasty food, the dimned light and the neo-baroque decoration.

3) Bar à chocolat Mauboussin. In this boutique at the Champs-Elysées, chocolate is definitely an aphrodisiac. Drink it or crunch it !....

4) Flûte l'Etoile. Located not too far from the Arc de Triomphe, this extraordinary place dedicated to the tasting of champagne offers you the ultimate experience! A New Yorker Concept that has been brought to Paris for lovers of bubbles.

5) Parfumerie Shiseido. A gorgeous parfumery in the middle of the very important gardens of the Palais Royal. This place, not usual and surprising, yet very creative, offers you an absolute heartbreaking olfactory visit.


Paris galant, 192 pages, Editions Fizzi, 20 €


Paris coquin



... Paris, symbol of love and romanticism à la française, finally got its naughty travel book. A small one, but for enticing discoveries, for sexy, erotic and even taboo addresses... I can't wait to hear of such places from you!!!


The Parisian journalists Diana Béraud and Aurélia Hermange make us visit the most exciting places of the capital city. The variety of addresses in this book reaches from spas, offering special massages for the two of two, to partner-swapping clubs, erotic and sex shops as well as transformism.


Each address is rated with a system of pictograms indicating the degree of libertinism... Watch out, these small drawings are important:

1 pepper = for all
2 peppers = watch out, hot hot !
3 piments = specific addresses for informed and experienced people

For instance, a boutique or a bookstore X would have one pepper. A gay nightclub would have two peppers and a partner-swapping place three.

Le petit livre de Paris coquin, 160 pages, Editions First, 2,90 €

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Crazy year....

Happy new crazy year 2009

Have you heard the latest ? Let me update you ! Useless news as well as revolutionary things shows how creative or bored the producers are.

Desperate Housedaughters : Barbie "of the Undead"

Which girl has not been dreaming about this? Girls usually get sick of the fact that Barbie is the prettiest, the best combed and the best dressed. Sometimes, we feel like cutting her hair, pulling her eyes out and operate her with a compass, etc.... and trust me : a child's imagination is endless.

Now it's done....

but by professionnals. Not any girl could have done that. It is art. A lot of people have been asking whetever the doll is for sale, and it is since January... 

Too bad, it would have been great to give it to our freak cousine for Christmas.

No need to go on with the subject : Ken gets indignant, Ken rebels, Ken wants a revolution but nobody else seems to be offended.....


Fast Food  J'adore

(designed by Burger King) 

 They won't dare ! Yes, they did. Burger King has its own perfume : « Flame ». The slogan is not tremendously charming and original : « When fire meets desire ». This perfume is for your body and smells the grilled steak. Yes, grilled steak ! Don't ask who wants to smell that way. If you want it or want your relatives to smell the grilled steak, you can have it in the internet http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/ or buy it in Burger King in New York for 3,99$.


A hood string or the art of being extremely ridiculous ?


A renewed string : two artists (Han et Brikauski) gave it a new dimension: more modern and practical. It is called « Hood Thong », a combination between a string and a hood. My god.... this is a promise for scorching nights.


An artificial hymen

The artificial hymen : fresh and available in stores..... It can replace the virginity of the happy consumer. The problem of our little Ladies is solved, which makes also guys satisfied: no excuse to wait for the wedding night and consume love. How to do that ? Are you already lost ? Don't worry : everything is explained in the modus vivendi. You have to put it "you-know-where" and then wait until it has bulged a little bit. If the female client is stupid (or the male one, who knows ?), it is precised - as it is precised on condom boxes Don't use again, throw away after use - that you should moan to make your lover believe that this is your first time.

Who's next ?

How far will we be going ? 

Is our society losing mind ? It may be one of the best solutions to face the "crisis" and the pathetic world that have created media to make us more tasteless and flabby in the couch.

Let's not joke about that.... The french internet site  www.colette.fr proposes T-shirts with such  :

- La crise et moi, on est potes sur facebook. (The crisis and I are friends on facebook)

- T'as pas vu a crise ? Elle me doit des sous. (Have you seen the crisis ? She owns me money)

- aldantelacrise.com (aldantethecrisis.com)

Is it the only way to face the crisis ? Making a moquery of that ? Why not !


2008 was the crazy year for trompes l'oeil. They are overwhelming, whetever huge giraffes or old libraries, whetever butterflies or flowers .... we love it.



 


The most surprisingly trompe l'oeil is the one for shoes by Tempu Paints (New York), a society specialised in body painting, which for instance took care of the make up for X-Men or Da Vince Code. Jugde by yourselves.


To celebrate the new year, we propose ice cubes which look like Lego cubes. Just chill the champagne with it.







 



After High Heels and Volver by Almodovar, let me introduce you to the RE-VOLVER HEELS, another shooes whim,... Presented for the spring summer 2009 Chanel runway and designed by Lagerfeld, these shooes are now on sale for "only" 2 000 euros.

Vertical constructions ? Let's go to Dubaï where they plan to build the first entirely mobile tower.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY0Uuyf8Xhw&feature=related



Even Paris has not been forgotten in 2009. To celebrate its 120 anniversary, the Eiffel Tower will discover a surprise at its top.....

..... a plateform....











Finally, more sinister : a 34 years old British, Wayne Forester, was condemned in October to go to jail for the rest of his life. Why ? After a break, his wife changed her facebook status into "single". He couldn't  stand it and killed her. Thank you, news feed ! We must be careful : an American got fired because he was not working on a friday. He said he was "sick". One of his colleages saw pictures of him at a party on facebook and was so nice that he showed it to the boss. On Monday, after a little chat with the boss, there was no more reason to party.... And the list of such unpleasant consequences is getting dangerously longer and longer.... but don't worry, a special article about facebook will be soon online !

Desperate SEXE : It's not over !

You get bored on a flight ? Don't worry.... We got the solution for you : a small modus operandi to make love in security during the flight : http://www.sextutor.com/plane

Last year, sex was very parodied : for thoses who need an update, enjoy the advert of Diesel porno XXL or the Greenpeace one.... 

DIESEL 

GREENPEACE 

After the first pregnant man (originally a woman that was operated to become a man and whose spouse could not give birth),.......

- the world's record of male orgasms in one day : 31 times during the Masturbations-Marathon in San Fransisco....

- the result of californian research professors studying the link between share of household chores and conjugal sex : the more they share, the better sex they have....

- the latest tatoo of David Beckham : his wife Victoria on his left harm..... naked.......

- the failure of an Ecuadorian politician Maria Soledad Vela to put the right to good sex in the law...

- the distinction between toilets with or without urinal and not between men and women anymore because transexuals were "discriminated" in Manchester and pressed charges.....

 

What's next ? The WiiPorno to solve proxenetism ?


The lego porno ?






But let's be sure about this : it's not over.... new surprises are coming up soon !